Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich has never been more appropriate.

What happened to all the forms Jake had to fill out when Holt took his badge and gun?

Two anti-democratic sketches tonight—"Should You Chime in On This" and McConaughey’s crazy man at a town hall. The moral of the stories being that only qualified experts are entitled to an opinion—everyone else needs to STFU and let their betters run things. Not exactly themes embraced by the original Not Ready…

If you're crushing pussy, you're doing it wrong.

In addition to the fact that Aunt Polly is Garrett's great aunt, "Meemaw" could be Stacy's great-grandmother.

"Oh my God! I'm ruined!"

Liked the ep up until the tag. Kid being sucked away on a giant kite, never to be seen again, is not funny.

Britta told us that Annie picked out that costume herself. And not only is she fine with playing a former pleasure droid turned assassin, she improvised pulling a laser bomb out of her cleavage. I am going to say that it's officially okay to sexualize her now.

I'd love to take Britta for a spin on the Honda CR-V's easy fold-out 60/40 split-rear seats. *There's* 35.2 square feet of cargo space I'd put to good use.

Buzz Hickey was awesome. R.I.P.

Don keeps a million dollars in his checking account?

Those boob-based commercial ideas work for me.

Everyone's gotten used to 22 minutes for a sitcom. If you go back to the 70s and 80s and watch the unedited MASH, Taxi, etc., they were about 27 minutes, about what "Community" is on Yahoo now.

On the plus side, there was a lengthy shot of her computer screen showing her date of birth as 1990, which means she's 25 and we can definitely sexualize her.

Yes, that's the joke. Ned Flanders declares change he finds on the sidewalk as income, whether it's required or not. He's been corrupted by the card-counting caper.

Anybody else hear Jeff ragging on 90's-era VR and wonder how Paul and Jamie Buchmans' investment turned out?

One of the signs at Duffman's hospital vigil was, "Wishing you a cool, smooth recovery."

I did laugh out loud when Bart discovered that the secret recipe for Duff is "Schlitz plus water."

He didn't want to deduct the free ginger ales off his taxes, he felt guilty because he hadn't declared them as income.

I'd rather do the 80s re-boot.