I recall her being in Sassy as a teen, and she was spoiled asshole. I guess she never changed.

I live on the west coast but we may be moving to the prairies next year so my husband can get a super amazing promotion and have his dream job. It just occurred to me, though, how many clothes I am going to have to wear in the winter. :|

I was wise beyond my years/upbringing/station in life and teen fashion magazines were my beacon in the dark. I was furious that Seventeen had been co-opted in this way. It was my bible.

Seriously. I was very poor and very bitter.

And Paris, even though she’s overall a terrible human being, at least has a personality. She was funny on The Simple Life. On some level, she is self-aware.

That was it.

Literally my bra, tights, skirt come off downstairs in the laundry room if I’m lucky or else flung over the couch in the TV room. Husband is so lucky to have me.

My fave episode of all time. <3

My hair is dirty blonde, and even that sometimes takes two visits to the salon to achieve the perfect platinum. It’s definitely an art and a science!

Just realized I’ve starred like all of your comments on this post. I’m pretty sure we are the same person. “Shoes are lame” and “pants are for losers” are words I live by.

Do you have any sources on (A)? Because I feel like you just made that up.

I vividly remember when the issue of Seventeen with her on the cover arrived in my mailbox. I was 11 or 12. I ranted to my mom about how unattractive she was and how ridiculously obvious that her rich daddy had bought her this magazine cover. I remember being, like, really mad about it.

“Live with the stigma”?

These are good comments. So sick of this stigmatizing bullshit.

How’s her handshake? A little firm?? Hand a little smelly?

This gif is actually the exact level of outrage I feel when I see a pizza being mistreated. Well done!

I would’ve hoped being married to a fucking Rothschild meant she didn’t need to peddle shit food online. I don’t understand the world.

At first I thought it was part of her costume and I was so confused...then I was like “Oh, no, she’s just wearing a super basic leopard ‘costume’ and pretending she eats Domino’s?”

Nicky Hilton’s pizza of choice is Domino’s?