Yikes!! Alcohol: the cause of (and solution to) all of life’s problems.

Oh it most certainly is!! (Was. I cannot say I’ve been to a clurb or a club in far too many years.)

Oddly enough, I was so drunk that I had no reflexes to tense up and so didn’t get hurt at all — except for the teeth that smashed when my face hit the wall. But yeah, the best part was one of the teeth didn’t decide to full-on die until nine years later. Like two months before my wedding. Surprise!

Thank you! It certainly is.

I’m 6'1 and husband is 6'2. I kind of hope we have a girl? (If I ever manage to get fucking pregnant.) I feel like there are so many more tall woman role models than when we were young. Brienne of Tarth rocks my world.

Wedges are the worst.

Don’t forget your friendly neighbourhood pharmacist. I wore ballet flats and bullshit loafers for two years and then said fuck it and bought the ugliest, most supportive sneakers I could find. I still die a little inside every time I put them on, but at least I can walk at the end of the day.

I still remember when ballet flats emerged as a style option and I finally stopped wearing my Adidas sneakers out to the clurb with my ultra low-rise jeans.

When I was 22, my BFF talked me into wearing a pair of kitten heels (they were pink suede bejewelled Kate Spade knockoffs, and they were spectacular) out on a particularly balmy spring night. I had been planning to wear Uggs with my denim miniskirt, as was the style at the time (2005). But she was wearing heels with…

The number of young girls who follow and idolize her makes me sad. Even one of my cousins who is a sweet, beautiful, weird little 22 year old babe. I do not get it.

I am still waiting for my Secret Bangs.

Exactly. I was in two weddings in the last three weeks (which is very unusual for me).

I had a work study job in my university library and I absolutely LOVED it! Good for him! And yeah, that sounds about right for the low number of hours.

Same. Also 33. Have been trying since January. So tired of it consuming my thoughts and feeling like a failure every month.

UNBRIDLED ENTHUSIASM is one of my favourite sayings to use in every possible situation, so thank you for making my day!

Husband and I have been married for two years, together for five. Our first couple years we were doing it every minute of every day. Now we go through phases where sometimes we will do it every day for a week, then not at all for two weeks. We both have very demanding jobs and usually come home exhausted, and when he…

Lou is both a stone-cold killer and the biggest baby on earth. Literally that is my sister-in-law’s baby shirt. The photo shoot was her idea. (I have the best SIL.)

Meet Luther.

I’m sure they’ve checked this, but I am a renal pharmacist so I would be remiss not to ask — did they check his kidney function? Gout in seemingly healthy people is often how kidney disease is discovered.

He LOVES belly rubs. It’s fantastic.