I just found out last month that my great grandfather’s parents were cousins. Not sure the degree, but he was the only child who survived to adulthood — his two brothers were both murdered by the Nazis during WWII because they were mentally and physically disabled. My great-Opa was totally fine, though, except he had…

White sleeveless bodysuit with lapels sounds amazing and like it’s due for a comeback any day now. I feel like Kelly Taylor wore one on 90120 at some point.

THAT SOUNDS AMAZING.

I commented the same thing about my prom night -- I think it was the first time I really felt pretty.

My dress was a pastel lavender silk column that only a skinny 17-year-old could look good in. It came with a matching chiffon scarf that I wrapped around my neck. I also had matching lavender sandals. My older brother’s girlfriend let me borrow her tiny crystal tiara. I felt like a princess and it was one of the first…

Jerome Russell made the best body glitter. I used to go to the States just to buy it from Hot Topic when I was twelve. I thought I was SO cool. I can still remember how it smelled.

This. I have only once had sex with a man who was in a serious relationship, and I had no idea at the time. He was a friend of a friend who I had met only once before, I was quite drunk, he initiated it.

Oh god, yes. I had forgotten. What an ignorant asshole.

Wow, the dress and veil are both terrible. The flowers are also incredibly boring and basic. I have just learned everything I need to know about Julianne Hough. She has absolutely no imagination.

Ugh, yes, plus I started to move toward a healthier weight at the same time I moved away from my big-city party lifestyle. So all of my old clothes are, like, pretty little fancy dresses and super skinny jeans that I just cannot bear to get rid of...they remind me of a different life. I am happy with my super chill…

Dysmorphia is terrifying. I found an old photo from ten years ago, when I was 22 and weighed 140lb at 6'1. At the time I felt I needed to lose at least another ten pounds.

He was a treasure. This is so fucking sad.

Right??! It wasn’t posted on Karlie’s own Instagram, it was just a fan account. Why is this anything?

We got this from a vintage furniture store — it is only about 4x7 because that’s the largest we could afford at the time. It is so soft and beautiful when I die I would like my corpse to be rolled up in it.

Bif played at a pipeline protest in the town I was living in a few years ago, and was sitting literally five feet away from me in the only nice restaurant in town. I was too scared to approach her, she’s just too cool. The next day I tweeted about it and she replied saying I should’ve come over & said hi.

I imagine that People magazine’s readership is made up of folks who name their sons Brayden and Jayden and Jaxon, so I can see how Liam might be a stretch for them.

Ah yes. The secret claw.

Heh....“erect”.

Thank you.

Have talked about this here before, but I went off antidepressants last summer in preparation for having a baby. I have realized now that I don’t even *remember* last summer because I was so fucking depressed. It took until November and a terrifying incident involving a broken champagne bottle and a bathtub in a…