Jesus fucking Christ it’s the fucking all-star game. It will be more fun with Colon in it than some random Brewers player who “deserves” it more.

Pretty racist you left out swimming.

This is a marked improvement for Philadelphia’s QB situation as Mark Sanchez would have been caught in the bathroom with a high schooler and Sam Bradford would have torn his ACL trying to break out.

Any and all arguments about this are dumb, dumb, dumb, and ultimately pointless.

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

Well, fuck, wouldn’t that have been a great column for “Black ESPN” to run instead of “Us blacks don’t need no book learnin’s...we got them STREET SMARTS” bullshit.

Now we have to hate Space Jam too? Is anything safe from being Burnekoized, even when Burnekoisn’t the author?

Space Jam had some awesome music. Sure, the theme song but also:

Space Jam was the Citizen Kane of our time

“Brands are bad”

Oh no. Now that marriage may not work out.

Correction — he took the nap in the nearest 17 year old recruit’s bedroom.

Oh, since it’s an unpopular opinion it’s “good kinja”?

Ya know what’s funny? You make fun of Joey Automatic’s post, but he and the protester are fully aligned on this issue.

I demand an iPAD SUPER PRO that’s the size of an old-fashioned newspaper, so we can keep nostalgic images of dads at the dinner table alive: