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Regarding Earl Thomas, don’t you think that hypothetical truck driver would use any leverage he had to get more money for his job? For that matter, wouldn’t the asshole columnist? And what makes this even dumber is that Thomas is actually playing every week and kicking ass! All he’s doing is sitting out some practices.

The first three episodes of this this season felt a little off. Not this one. This was pure uncut classic Sunny. How is this show still good in it’s 13th season? It shouldn’t be possible, but here we are.

Administrative leave...from Subway?  

And as a fan, I can tell you that it is utterly worthless, and they’re just trying to seem like super patriots for the flag humpers out there in America.

What sucks is that this makes total sense for Boogie. He’ll hit a market flush with more cap space and another year removed from an Achilles injury, and after he wins a championship, the loser/cancer label will be gone. I can’t even cry foul here.

Eh, predictable. Just like his mom, he couldn’t resist the West.

Right? The Earth should have been a disc.

This is, without question, the absolute worst logo I have ever seen.

But enough about Phil Jackson’s dick ...

Jeannie Buss has just invited LaVar to check out this cool thing she found deep, deep in the woods. 

Never left? I can count the number of those little Laker car flags I’ve seen in the last five years on one hand. And I’m Jason Pierre-Paul.

I can’t believe how badly this team has fucked up its payroll situation. They’re screwed.

I’m afraid I just Bleu myself

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

We didn’t even redraw their borders. They’re getting off light. 

Thanks, I hate it.

Chef: MY MOM

“The First Lady turned to the children and in a sweet but somber tone began, ‘I truly understand your pain. Day after day, trapped. You don’t know who you can talk to or who around you actually cares. Even with all the fancy toys,’ as she gestured to some games and potato chips the children had scattered around their

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I get the outcry. When I was hooked on Pokemon Stadium as a child, you couldn’t stop me from grabbing food off sushi conveyor belts with my tongue. I was a maniac, especially when I yoinked a spicy one by mistake.