TAXES!

Elon just doing his best tuxedo mask impression.

Celtics fan here, but, I’m pretty sure Ainge has a good handle on the exact value of Marcus Smart, and also a good handle on the current economic situation of every team in the league. He’s offering Smart what he thinks his current market value is.

Slurp that coffee back up, my guy. Steven Adams is a really good center! 

I don’t think anyone will seriously consider Boogie a Ring Haver if this is his one and only.

I know division play doesn’t really matter anymore, but you’d think the Southeast would’ve shown some interest in cousins.

C’mon man. The Knicks gave Joakim Noah $72MM, and everybody knew he was already a rotting corpse. If nothing else the Knicks would have paid you more than $5.3MM a year.

And there’s a real case to be made that (with healthy Boogie), these are the best people at each position that you would choose to fill out a championship team.

He also won’t be playing for the first 2-3 months. Breathe. It will be okay.

Jesus. Warriors legitimately have five of the top, what...20 players in the league now? Top 25?

What sucks is that this makes total sense for Boogie. He’ll hit a market flush with more cap space and another year removed from an Achilles injury, and after he wins a championship, the loser/cancer label will be gone. I can’t even cry foul here.

Nice reference. 

Sorry the world doesn’t revolve around times convenient for you. Maybe when you get up to pee at 1:30am you can catch the eight and ninth.

Embiid hitting the rookie wall in his fourth year is the most Process thing of all time.

Yeah, this does not seem super hard to fix. Here are list of topics we won’t have you asking about. If you do, than your doesn’t get to do combine interview next year. You still get to watch the drills and medical information, but you don’t get to ask questions until you have learned how to do it right.

Five-star recruit: *On the way to a touchdown*

If only these NFL scouts had added “Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” after asking their questions, this wouldn’t be such a controversy.

I’d prefer you apologize for the Ayn Rand + sex nightmare you have fated me.

What’s your point? A lot of people haven’t played some of the games before.

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