You know what’s not “normal, healthy, or cool?” This shit. 

at the end of the year, when the Royals have gone 6869-9493, at least they’ll be able to hold onto this.

+1 to your downline

Smart of Wade to choose to come in the afternoon, while the kids got nothing of value from DeVos’s a.m. way.

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.

If you think that’s stupid, the Browns hate kneeling so much they refused to go into the victory formation all season.

Of course they’ll sign anyone. I mean, if there had been some unsigned protestor who was a somewhat similar QB, stylistically speaking, do you honestly believe the Texans wouldn’t have snapped him up when Deshaun Watson went down, and would’ve instead opted to let a somewhat promising season go down the tubes? Well…

Eh, take it easy Deadspin. You’re acting like this is the most incredible thing ever. Lots of players have run great 40 times and done nothing. I mean, sure, I’m not saying he’ll be awful in the NFL, but let’s not put him in the Hall-of-Fame just yet.

Running kills. Eat Arby’s.

As someone who drives for Uber and Lyft in my spare time, I can say that there is a very easy path to losing money. The first month I drove, I put WAY too many miles on my vehicle for what I made. I have a schedule and found out a way I can maximize my profit, it took a couple months to learn how though.

Jesus. That’s fucking incredible. I don’t get it.

There are over four hundred thousand student athletes, and almost all of them are going pro in something other than sports...except for Jimbo’s DB’s who are getting PAID STACKS ON STACKS.

“We small-market teams need revenue sharing to be competitive!”

Suns Browbeaten

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

‘cause nothing calms the average person down more effectively, makes them feel more protected and like somebody knows what they’re doing, than the person supposedly in charge repeatedly stammering: “Oh boy oh boy oh boy.”

Wait, Russia? I thought they were from Olympic Country. What’s happening here? Are we just making up countries now?

But every play's like: