Wait, where exactly is your proof that his insanity plea is “ruined?” The headline should be, “Meet the lady who put down $50 for documents that lawyers would have made public eventually.”

Good story. But preorder Mighty No. 9. That one’s ok.

Not to mention, no subscription fee

Yeah but this is the FIRST TIME GW2 has forced people to pay. Until now, it has released new zones and content over and over for free, and there was much rejoicing.

Explain what you mean by “Monster’s playbook.” How did they win the suit? Just one more explainer sentence and we’d have been great here

Looks like “Player Vs Everything” is a Battlefield-type warzone but also with AI-controlled Covenant

Ha, look at the annotation. “Kotaku’s a loser.”

^^^ This is the guy you’re looking for, Kotaku. The guy who wins the case-by-case. I bet a lot of people are able to return despite having a game for longer than 2 weeks.

Aww look at the wicker it’s on

Agreed, and that same asshole is going to grant the appeal, making this whole thing a shitty charade.

Ok but what’s the answer to hot days with no sandals, ya dingus? You know besides when I’m at the pool or a bbq or my house or car or beach or

Looks like they’ll be adults in Bravely Second, too, which is great, because the children in Default were fucking obnoxious.

I accidentally erased 10 hours of my cousin’s FFX game, so I replayed it up to exactly where he was, that night, without using any spheres.

"Saw a movie filmed in the town I call home. Provocative/disturbing no doubt but that does not make me less Faithful. Have a blessed day!"

-Russell Wilson

TL;DR - He looks like he's about to die at the end.

Joe's had slo-mo, but yours had camerashake AND a blurred selfie. Kudez.

Shouldn't have to Google it bub, this is purportedly a news site, which you'd think would give you information without having to Google other sites. That is how aggregation is supposed to work, no?

Cool! So, what is Brutal Doom? An explainer or a link to Kotaku's previous explainer would be fantastic.

Agreed on Tomb Raider but I'd wait, especially on PC, it regularly gets down to $5

Agreed on Tomb Raider but I'd wait, especially on PC, it regularly gets down to $5

So concussed none of them answered the question in the headline!