Sometimes when I wipe there’ll be just SO MUCH on the paper. So much. Then I wipe again and again. Sometimes I forget to wash afterward. Still though, I always think to myself with a subtle pursing of the lips as I leave the toilet, “Nailed it.” Anywho, how about all these lawyers on Gawker? Is the Nordstrom website…

i should probably mackle less too...

It’s a stolen joke, but I really wish he would Mackle less.

They’ve been running adds for this nonstop on Bravo: