Yeh, the IRA was much more successful.

Basically doing anything but what they did was the correct choice. Ah well, second isn't actually that bad and at least we didn't end up like Denver.

It has the regular announcers for the game, but when it isn't from the field it's a couple of British dudes and an ex-NFL player. It's amazing though, they're loopy because of how early in the morning games are there. The commercials are hilarious, they talk about how much room a car has in the boot, how sensible it…

Let's hope. Four or five more times ought to do it.

Vipbox Huffleigh. You can watch the British stream. It's amazing.

This is how your parents felt the first time they saw Mortal Kombat. You are an old now. Welcome to the club, everybody cool joins eventually.

The worst part to me is the total cowardice of not allowing comments on the adticle. I mean really, comments are why Gawker's media empire/Kinja works. I will never click an adticle I can't comment on.

It's true. We live in the age of advertorials now though. I mean look at this Digornos (TM) stuff they've run all week.

Never not funny.

Hopefully a book.

Eh, it wasn't but a spark anyways. I mean look at Hearst for fucks sake.

Commentary is a flat circle.

Such a burn. Nah, I like using the nick on Disqus. Nothing better than having a Birther think they're scoring rhetorical points by making a cunning reference to it. (Not that I'm implying you're a Birther. Sure, you may like bad corn chips, but that doesn't make you a monster.)

Then you should have voted for kettle chips. They'd have crushed Doritos.

All I'm saying is plain tortilla chips are an abomination. If you voted for chips and dip you're a bad person because that wasn't what was on the poll. The correct answer was kettle chips but at least Doritos have a flavor.

Because when I want knowledgeable opinions about non-heart related matters I turn to a cardiologist.

I'm glad he came to Seattle and I hope they give him another year.

I don't know him personally, but I don't think he is. He seems to do a decent job with his charity and to be an okay person. I'm not big on roping off his car, but maybe that made sense to him. I guess I give people the benefit of the doubt more than you do though. It doesn't hurt that he's a good player (arguably the…

He follows the rules to the letter, which is part of what makes him so infuriating to some people.

Dunno, that lady seems pretty salty about it. "How's your mom?" isn't a real appropriate question.