I'm a fan, not a fanatic. I think the Seahawks are a pretty good team with a reasonable shot during the playoffs. Cowboys have one as well, it just seems like Romo gets lit up a lot. Looking at it he's statistically right in the middle, way less than Wilson.

Seahawks, actually.

Because he doesn't get the same protection. Dallas players must hate the dude, given how often they let guys through to beat up on him.

What're you?

He literally thinks that Carroll is on the sidelines teaching the defense Krav Maga takedowns.

If you replace 'refs' in your sentence with 'Dallas' O-line' it becomes both funnier and more accurate.

Imagine if the Jets pick someone worse instead. They will now, you've cursed them to that.

Nested parenthetical asides are the way of the future. I look forward to the day an article is one sentence (and more than a hundred parentheses).

Man, say it if you're going to. Do you really believe that the Seahawks defense is deliberately trying to inflict game/season/career ending injuries on the 49ers? That's a yes or no question, and it's a pretty strong accusation to be making.

We aren't louder than anybody else, nor are we more annoying. You just aren't used to hearing from us. Get used to it.

Nah, a salve +1 goes right through them as long as you've got Cleave.

Because generally speaking they don't face bad guys. Your average police officer doesn't arrest bad guys, they arrest petty criminals, vandals, prostitutes, and drug dealers. Most of whom are unarmed and 'resist' by running away.

Nothing bothers police more than the idea that they may at some point face criticism for their actions. (They certainly won't face justice.)

Try it by yourself sometime, see what happens.

He should be mercilessly mocked and have every person who is his friend vaguely ashamed of their friendship.

God kills the firstborn sons of the Egyptians as an object lesson to Moses and his people. He is the one who hardened pharaoh's heart in the first place. Ignoring every other time He pulls stuff like this (seriously, if you haven't you should read the Torah, it's full of people calling Him out on this stuff) that…

God kills the firstborn sons of the Egyptians as an object lesson to Moses and his people. He is the one who hardened pharaoh's heart in the first place. Ignoring every other time He pulls shit like this (seriously, if you haven't you should read the Torah, it's full of people calling Him out on this stuff) that…

Well he does seem to be making some pretty rookie mistakes. The drinking and the partying is fine, but you aren't supposed to get photoed with dollar bills in the traditional 'coke funnel' shape.

I've always been a big fan of frackin'.

Man, I'd imagine he will if this ends up being true.