You had me at “snarky”.

Well, that’s just great! I was once ungreyed but now I’m... insignificant? Again?

+1 tiny mustache

I can’t wait to see all the videos of offended fans burning their erections

I don’t. If or when their name gets out, they might will get fired, and they and their family will probably definitely face a ton of harassment.

First Nick Mullens, now this?

Go Niners indeed.

Just moments after Trump calls for unity at a WH event, he references “globalists,” prompting several audience members shout “Soros” — who was a target of one of the bombs — and others shout “lock him up” to which Trump chuckles, points and repeats “lock him up”

“We have to come together, and send one very clear, strong, unmistakable message that acts or threats of political violence of any kind have no place in the United States of America.”

Thank you for being a friend.

“0% chance”

“Yeah, screw those low-income freeloaders.”

No way. You’re trying to tell me that this guy, our president, lacks the ability to empathize with people regarding a potential national crisis?

“Sure, mail bombs are bad and all, but what about that man being uncivil in a restaurant last week? MCCONNELL WAS ONLY TRYING TO EAT HIS DINNER IN PEACE.”

Conservatives: the real fucking terrorists

AP headline was very different from my quote and meaning in the story. They just can’t help themselves. FAKE NEWS!