Once again, Beyonce throws a metric shit ton of money at a project, inexplicably hailed as a visionary.

Well, it’s a conspiracy. Deadspin is a hive mind that hates your team, hometown, and political party, as well as you personally, and only ever writes stories about things you hate. Duh.

I’ve always found it hilarious watching Republican owners talk about players and coaches “earning” it. Then you realize their system literally rewards failure (at least for the owner).

This just in: the NFL is the absolute worst.

I mean, you have to think about the fanbase there. Cincinnati is a suburb of Northern Kentucky.

“Here in Cincinnati, we prefer our black men to reinforce racist stereotypes.”

He was at Louisville going to classes

“Beginners luck, kid.”

I don’t know why Josh McDaniels ran screaming in terror back to the Patriots, do you

Everything after hour two was bad
Everything after hour four was miserable (Sans Strowman)

I mean, sure it looks bad but we should really wait for the New York Times to interview these people to see if they’re sad about a steel mill closing.

Barstool troll accounts inbound

It’s the place where man-children can be man-children.

No, fuck that. They deserve the scorn and should be held accountable. I spent ten years as a broadcast journalist before a career change and twice got to the point of being willing to walk—once even drafted my letter of resignation—over bullshit ownership mandates. It would have been a huge hardship to quit a job with…

I though we had all agreed that the “I am just doing my job” excuse didn’t fly any more. Sorry Lifehacker, I can be angry with both the employer and the employee that chooses to work there.

Somehow the NCAA’s large-scale villainy and overall repulsiveness is significantly amplified by its simultaneous ticky-tackiness.

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Counterpoint: your take is bad and your glasses look stupid.

Counterpoint: All Billionaires are assholes.

Counterpoint: (the band) Tesla sucks.