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What a shock. A Southerner got history wrong.

I am ready, please lay thy wisdom upon me, Sensei.

“Should I study and get smarter, or should I go hit people in the face?”

She describes herself as willing to work with both Republicans and Democrats and “very pro-limited government.”

Jake Plummer is fucking great. He’s right on this. He was right on calling out the bullshit done after his friend Pat Tillman’s death. Awesome player. Great dude.

Jake Plummer > Peyton Manning (from a Broncos fan).

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

England proving how keen they are to get out of Europe by being unable to mark the correct box twice in one week.

I think at this point we should really have a LOLEngland tag.

Say what you want about Georgios Papagiannis, but he did a hell of a great job raising Webster after his parents were killed.

OMG, the little Hacksaw pierogi with the 2x4 and miniature American flag elicited an audible “awwww” from me.

How about a Steiner Screwdriver instead?

Scott Steiner’s number is 69, which I’m only assuming he chose because “HGH” isn’t a number.

If, after this game, we see a series of Pittsburgh Pirates failing PED tests, we’ll have pretty strong evidence that second-hand steroid abuse is real.

Its the best counter argument: you have an opinion I don’t like? Well that’s just a hot take, man!

“Maybe it’s that Tom Brady is so FUCKING CLASSY and such a FUCKING GENTLEMAN...”

He then squirts me with a water bottle.

I read The Aeneid in its original Latin.