The show works so much better if you watch it as the story of a guy finally breaking out of his father’s control, which is occasionally interrupted by some jackass who knows kung fu.

I am cautiously optimistic for a new season of Colleen Wing and Some Other Less Important People.

36 million dollars worth? So like, 4 trench coats, 3 scarves, and a pair of socks?

My favorite.

Eh, it doesn’t taste that bad - like a pixie stick filled with battery shavings and rock salt.

It seems like a really good way to win yourself an honerable mention Darwin Award. Like you’re probably not going to die but you may end up taking your uterus out of the gene pool.   

Yeah, I mean....one attempt at downward facing dog and she’s either shot herself in the crotch or at minimum her gun is poking her in a sensitive area.

1. You can’t do yoga in those pants unless you want to lose a body part in a painful, embarrassing manner.

I’m all for a gay woman being in charge, (Go Seattle!) but I’m kinda over the whole celebrity jumping in on the top level thing.

I’ve knocked over too many bottles in theaters, and had to listen to them rolllll alllll the wayyyy dowwwwn to the screeeeen, to ever try to bring another. A Camelbak works well enough. ;)

Oh, look! She was escorted out of CPAC by security:

I bet jumping on a trampoline while holding a jade egg in your vagina is amazing for your core.

So what I’m really hearing right here is, for the love of God, don’t open any loot boxes until the new update is fully out there.

Hey, he’s 70-years old, he’s afraid he’ll break a hip.

I was thinking more along the lines of “Help Melania, you are my only hope of not falling down the stairs,” and she was like “I hope you do and break your neck”.

It’s a sign he has a phobia of stairs.

And yes, committing green card and insurance fraud are serious crimes. So were hiding Jews in your attic or slaves in your basement.

The only thing surprising about this story is that he did anything at all for the non-Ivanka daughter.