Rarely can I say that reading an article is this useless. Prices and being USB 3.0 means absolutely nothing, I can look up any store’s inventory and compare prices and brand on USB 3.0 jump drives.

Everplans Co-founder here. The short answer is that we're not happy with that language in the Beta agreements either. A lot of it is boiler-plate-ish language that was left over from when we were primarily a content website. Our services have evolved faster than the language in our TOS and PP has. For the past several…