His victim will serve a life sentence of depression and anxiety.

Roald Dahl sure was right about one thing:

All together now

Maybe they were joking too? I cannot believe they were serious...

So, this is totally unrelated, but I was just called a disrespectful asshole in one of my earlier comments because I joked that there should be a Flying Spaghetti Monster outfit at the (possibly) religion-themed Met Gala next year and I need to share this. Was this troll behavior? Maybe he/she is a Pastefarian?

I hope his male clients quit too!! This is should not be acceptable to ANYONE

Former members admitted that they straight up turned those kids against her.

He’s just another... uh... wow... umm...hmm... face?

I’ve been thinking this, also, lately. I’m not sure what to make of it. I don’t know enough about anti-christy stuff to be certain.

Right, you’ll bring it back after Texas is burned to ashes by global warming and nuclear war caused by subhuman pigfucking neonazi Republicans. Right? Because Republicans are gonna kill us all, themselves included.

The actual quote is,

I was driving through Oklahoma recently during a cross country road trip. Every city I had been to, even ones in the reddest plains states, seemed fine. But Tulsa was terrifying. Legit terrifying. On the outskirts was a gas station that had two men in cowboy hats sitting outside. They, and the gas station, were…

“Can you have a hysterectomy?” Wu asked.

“And that’s one of the actual beauties of Christianity.”

I have to admit, I haven’t been as worried about my (lack of) retirement savings in recent months because I’m not entirely sure we’ll be around long enough at this rate.

When they said ‘anti-christ’ we assumed he would be wise, intelligent, and charming. We should have paid more attention to the ‘anti’ part.

He did not, however, specify what the inaccuracies may have been.

Sidewalk etiquette? Dude has plenty of room, as mentioned. Also she’s walking on an angle to give him more room. As a frequently disgruntled jogger who wishes the world would put more effort into sidewalk etiquette, I feel pretty confident he just wanted to push a woman in front of a bus.

An old-school refrigerator?