I’ve been thinking this, also, lately. I’m not sure what to make of it. I don’t know enough about anti-christy stuff to be certain.

Right, you’ll bring it back after Texas is burned to ashes by global warming and nuclear war caused by subhuman pigfucking neonazi Republicans. Right? Because Republicans are gonna kill us all, themselves included.

The actual quote is,

I was driving through Oklahoma recently during a cross country road trip. Every city I had been to, even ones in the reddest plains states, seemed fine. But Tulsa was terrifying. Legit terrifying. On the outskirts was a gas station that had two men in cowboy hats sitting outside. They, and the gas station, were…

“Can you have a hysterectomy?” Wu asked.

“And that’s one of the actual beauties of Christianity.”

I have to admit, I haven’t been as worried about my (lack of) retirement savings in recent months because I’m not entirely sure we’ll be around long enough at this rate.

When they said ‘anti-christ’ we assumed he would be wise, intelligent, and charming. We should have paid more attention to the ‘anti’ part.

On a brighter side, egomaniacs, especially ones as dumb as Trump, generally cause their own downfall by ignoring sound advice in favor of emotionally charged actions. Hitler could have conquers the UK and won WWII if he had heeded the advice of his military advisers and bombed the radar stations in England, but he was…

Oh god. This is the asshole that’s gonna cause the end of the world? Not an insane genius, but this chucklefuck? Goddamn it that is just not right!

He did not, however, specify what the inaccuracies may have been.

In fact is there anyway we can move up that “can’t move or speak” timetable?

Anyone else particularly unnerved by the music? Something about discordant skittering string instruments to let you know SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG AND BAD.

Eh...I’d prefer he die in jail.

Yeah it’s almost like people don’t know that 15 of the 19 [REDACTED] on [REDACTED] who flew [REDACTED] into [REDACTED] were from [REDACTED].

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Yeah I don’t think you understand how divorces work. I got a divorce in California. It took me almost a year and a half from when we split: accounting for separation time, paperwork filing and waiting. Also, he cheated. I made more money and he was legally owed half of my money. He did not go after any luckily. …

So I have this pet theory that one day in the nit too distant future, Chris Pratt is going to be widely loathed. I don’t have much evidence of this, but here’s what I think: I think his politics lean sharply to the right and he has a tendency to say dumb things. One day he’s going to say the wrong dumb thing and…

An old-school refrigerator?