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I know someone who faked cancer to keep a boyfriend, and then was miraculously cured after faking chemo for many months. She was losing weight, going to the gym every day, and seemed to have no issues living her life in a very normal way. I’ve known some people who went through chemo, and the last thing you’re doing…

As someone who has lost three close family members to cancer (use sunscreen and don’t smoke, kids), I think she should be forced to work in a cancer ward to see just what exactly she was trying to emulate and what the friends and family of the patient goes through when they think their loved one has terminal cancer.…

A girl did this in my high school. She made me feel bad because i sad something like “what, do you have cancer or something?” sarcastically when she was acting all glum. I told her then she was an asshole for trying to make me feel guilty for something i could not have possibly known about and everyone thought I was a…

If I were straight, I’d want my husband to be president king of the world, who is also an astronaut and a talented sorcerer who can bring back the dead and make my laundry do itself.

totally agree. there is plenty of dancing in this video, just not in the conventional way. she is super good in this.

She isn’t embarrassing herself onstage. She has a great time and so does the audience. She is a hilarious and talented comedian. And what makes you think that Amy can’t get married or in a long term relationship if that’s what she wanted and be both a performer and have a loving partner?

This HAS to be a meta-joke.

Went to a hockey game a few weeks ago and they don't let you back to your seat till the gameplay has ended (or whatever the correct sportsballz terminology is).

I haven't seen him murder something that bad since he and Razzle decided to go to the liquor store.

But it was the Alexandrians who were responsible for having a guard at the gate. Had the guard been there, there's no way Gabriel could have left it open.

I was not really disappointed when Nasim left SNL, but good for her.

Rats are highly intelligent, social animals who spend up to 1/3rd of their lives grooming themselves. After humans, they are the most successful species on earth, given that they consume 1/5th of the world's food supply. They're thought of as dirty and vicious usually because of their (human-created) circumstances.…

Of course this isn't a real story until some butthurt mra makes it about male oppression somehow.

Meanwhile people were up in arms about Eva Mendes and her comment on sweat pants...

I was seeing one of my longtime best guy friends (whom I'd kissed a couple times over the course of our friendship, but had just started, like, being with in any more significant capacity). He told me that he loved me quickly. The whole thing was very intense. I'd been hearing rumors from mutual friends that he was…

I assume her real name is Virginia Ellisor, because this Facebook page pretty much matches up. Love the Jan 4 2014 post about how Obama isn't really the president, so all his appointments are null and void.

Why is the Congress rolling over and lettin' this Communist dictator destroy my country?