Just a gentle reminder here not to put your criminal activity on Facebook, unless you'd like it to serve as a testament to your absolute and shattering idiocy.

I saw a really solid documentary about post-enforcer life recently called "The Last Gladiators." It mostly focuses on Chris Nilan and his struggles after retiring. I highly recommend it and I think it's still on Netflix.

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

The way to combat so many of the problems breeders give dogs is to get mutts from the pound. We've got a dachshund/terrier/traveling salesman/capybara mix that's just a fantastic dog.

Sometimes you gotta hustle, I guess.

Wow, the article that has been updated to remove graphic details is still pretty graphic.

Yeah, for me it really drives home that this is a teenager who did it. And it makes me wonder what else was going on in the house—why the adults but not the kids?

2pac was the person to most famously go over this distinction in an interview. My impression is that black people should feel free to say whatever they want since the word is about them, but white people should say neither because it immediately changes the context.

Um, Stalin anybody? How many millions of deaths was he directly or indirectly responsible for?

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. Dr. Ruth is a national treasure.

Seriously, Star Wars Episode 1 was such a let down. The plot was incoherent, the acting was terrible, the ...

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

This is child trafficking, pure and simple. Just because the sleazeball wants to play the martyr doesn't change the fact that he gave away children to a pervert.

Be that as it may, you do not, under any circumstances give away children who are under your care to random people.

Holy shit!!!! Did they miss any shifts?

If I wasn't pressed for time and the woman putting up the notice was nearby, I'd probably do it too. You'd feel good the rest of the day for helping out a stranger.

Given that they made a romcom about that guy who promised half of his lottery ticket's winnings as a tip for a waitress (before learning he won the jackpot), they could romcom damn near anything.

"He shoveled her snow...and straight into her heart"