Yeah, we're all having elephant burgers tonight thanks to Ted Nugent's brave hunting party. You realize that most food we eat is domesticated livestock? I'm surprised you have an internet connection so far up your own ass.

If I had Michael Jackson money, I'd buy 2 elephants, a shitload of land for them to chill out on, and we'd all be best buds and go on adventures until we died of old age.

Anyone who would kill an elephant for 'sport' needs the absolute shit beaten out of them.

Some parts on old firearms, including sight beads on shotguns and handles on revolvers, were made of ivory; the inter-state ban on ivory sales took away much of those weapons' resale value. "This is another attempt by this anti-gun Administration to ban firearms based on cosmetics and would render many…

If you want to help out an elephant, or a rhino, here is a good place to start-http://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org

I love Weird Al. I'm a Weird Al fan. Ever since I was a kid in the 80's and Like a Surgeon came out. To this day it still makes me cackle.

So are conservative gun nuts.
#TeamNobody

I knew something was up with Carol when they first got there and she was acting all coquettish/fumbly with the huge gun she was carrying. Like she didn't know to take it off and she had this shy smile. Carol is a BOSS.

Yes, but...do you BEEEE-LEEEEEIIIIIVEEEEE?

Men are terrible. I'm glad I'm a guy, because if I was a woman I'd never ever date. Ever. It blows my mind that any woman would want anything to do with us.

Carol is playing the long con, i mean her talking about her husband and being a little den mother.... how many of us watching that dialogue went back to thinking about her killing and burning the two infected bodies back at the prison, killing Lizzie or taking down terminus?

Carol: smart woman..... or SMARTEST woman?

Totally agree and I love that they have realised Carol is a genius!

Almost as cute as the letter Jack Johnson's parents wrote to the GM asking for more money.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

I'm not sure if "sloth time" really counts as couple's therapy, tho.

This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.

That was a thing of beauty. I love Sesame Street parodies! They've got some sharp wits in the writer's room.

Party time. Excellent.

What he was? You mean a man who was probably more readily able to admit his own flaws than either you or I? I can nary think of another historical or political figure who was as capable of nuanced thought or as willing to publicly own up to his past mistakes as Malcolm X.