Basically anything by them would be the perfect soundtrack for this!

Penguins are the shit.

If I was constantly surrounded by red pandas, my life would be at least 65% better. I'm sure of this.

We don't need a keystone pipeline

Oh man, I know how everyone on the East Coast feels. I had to turn down my AC yesterday on the way home. It dropped into like the 50s. We're with you, East Coast!

A brief memo to my fellow humans:

My god. I don't normally advocate for the western world to play Team America: World Police, but...this just makes me mentally scream SOMEONE, ANYONE, DO SOMETHING.

:/

I'm not about to let go of such an act when the offender didn't serve a day in jail. When this sort of violence escalates to the point that you think you can knock your partner out in an elevator (In Atlantic City) then it's been going on for some time or you think you're immune to prosecution.

Either way, forget all…

If you are near San Diego and meeting up with a stranger for coffee or a hike would help, let me know.

What were they interviewing the dog about? Tennis balls? The proper length for a belly rub? His reaction to America's presence in Syria? I MUST KNOW

I highly anticipate Team Cat's rebuttal.

All hail Bird Jesus.

I also had a similar experience. Horrible jealous controlling boyfriend. Wasn't allowed, really, to do anything except go to work, class, or visit "approved" friends for fear that we'd get into some awful screaming match. Constantly accusing me of cheating. Etc. Etc. Etc. Eventually started to get more than verbal and…

Well, yes, any role can be recast. You could even make an alternate version of American Hustle with an entirely different cast and still have a good, but different movie.

Similar story. Different man. Recent break up and the only reason he didn't trash the apt is I broke up with him in public and literally ran to my car, leaving him stranded in another city at least 30 mins away from our apt. Police were called and as my name alone was on the lease, he had to go. I had enough time to…

Why is there an article dedicated to one girls suicide? Thousands of people commit suicide every year. What is so unique about this one? A girl has sex with multiple boys, someone films it, she is harassed at school, and kills herself. We have heard it all before.

My eye twitched while reading this, I'm so angry for her parents. Can't these assholes just leave Rehtaeh in peace?

Related: Papa John's serves really shitty pizza and their CEO is a douche-bag.

i saw chelsea peretti and jordan peele at gelson's once. that's it. they're really cute.

I'd like those people to also be vegetarians, since animals feel pain too.