Yep. It is like the Louis CK stand up about how men are afraid women will laugh at them, women are afraid men will murder them.

Only a couple times in my life have I asked a woman who was otherwise a stranger for her number. My romantic/sexual encounters have exclusively come through meeting a friend of a friend, and something developing from there.

Oh! They have to keep posting them since I don't follow him and there'd by no way for me to gossip about him otherwise. Gossip, gossip, gossip all the live long day.

Maybe the church can step in and move him to another town where he can be the dad on another show.

The best part about those individuals who front as being affiliated with anything religious in nature is the irony when they go and pull some bullshit like this.

Perhaps this is a dumb question, but couldn't they just quarantine the dog and run blood tests on in periodically to see if it is actually infected? Surely a vet would be able to determine if this dog is any sort of threat, doctors work on test animals with Ebola all the time. This seems like it could even be…

That is bizarre. Quarantine and blood testing for the virus should be all that is needed, and given the level of interest in this dog's case, raising funds to that end should be no issue.

With Brett Favre as the quarterback in 2009, many people in Minnesota were questioning whether the recipients were the intended targets.

OMG this segment was magic. i highly recommend the daily show podcast as well. In the first episodes, Jessica Williams and the female writers on the Daily Show staff discuss how they came up with some of the other segments om sexism and sexual assault. Definitely worth hearing.

I know, snark is a difficult thing to detect in the written word. All is forgiven. Please do try and give them some love though on their page. They are the most amazing people.

SORRY DOUBLE POST - KINJA!!!!If you followed these people on Ytube and Fbook as I do you would see that they spend their lives rescuing abused and orphaned dogs, some in the most horrible of circumstances. These two people spend all their money and energy on pushing back at the miserable tide of humanity that believes…

THIS. The way they responded, all of them, just made my heart so full. Elephant herds are family.

I want elephant parents. They get me.

Insert the elephant in the back tilting one corner of the newspaper down and saying "OH STOP SHE'S FINE" and we've got my parents!

Or..."Fine. Could THE NIGHT please take out the goddamn trash?"

Batman's wife: Take out the garbage please.

Don't worry; my grandma has stored up enough under the sink to get us straight through to the apocalypse.

I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

If the idiots that run the NHL have even an inkling of how to grow their brand, they'll keep Bryz employed in some sort of on-camera capacity for the rest of his life after he retires.