I really want to believe that all over Hollywood, there are countless celebrities engaged in a custody battle for Ben Stiller.

When I had to put my pooch down I took the day off and, when I returned to work, checked out our policy on bereavement days. Nada. So even if my parent or sister dies, I'm up shit creek without a paddle. Conservative politics can die in a fire.

It's not that his views are "out of date."

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

So when is Roger Goodell getting released?

Anyone with more than a half of a brain cell knew I was making a joke, and not quoting Stephen A. Smith exactly. Sorry you missed that.

Cut him Ozzie. I don't care about the cap hit. I don't care about the dead money. I just want Ray Rice off my team.

Oh, please. You clearly know nothing of this woman and her vile, attention-seeking behavior. She wasn't fired because her employer refused to accommodate her health needs; she was fired because she's wholly unpleasant and loathed by fans and castmates alike.

+restraining order and suit for emotional damages

That is a perfect example of a look that was already a look, yes!

I went on this rant recently!! The youths in short black dresses (usually with sunflowers) doc martens, round sunglasses and long-chained purses. Stop! That's nothing new & it still looks bad! (Also, yeah. Nothing good ever came from stirrup pants.)

Do be like that. Dying Young was a movie about a terminally man and it came ou...

I'll watch any movie that glorifies caregivers! Especially those of us who smoke a lot and aren't overly competent when it comes to blenders. And ESPECIALLY if it leads to us getting a little extra respect from society that maybe leads to higher pay. Plus, this movie actually looks good aside from my selfish…

Come over to my house, new friend Dave Hill.

Update (7:14 p.m.): Mike Florio's source says Welker had taken molly cut with amphetamines at the Kentucky Derby in May. Welker was also handing out $100 bills to random people that day.

They did that with pix of the twins and donated the whole $SHITLOAD to charity.

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Me too. I know it sounds ridiculous when people anthropomorphize animals, but doesn't this just look like joy to you?

I think I could watch elephants all day.