I only drink Bud Light, so I feel I've earned it already.

Maybe they should try praying away the video.

They knew he was filming?? That makes this so much better. 10 of that 80,000 was mine, and I wish I could afford to give more. I spent some time reading the comments coming in from all over the world & it gave me a lot of hope for humanity. I truly hope he goes out and surrounds himself with a wonderful family of his…

Considering that boy bands were once known for forcing any homosexual members to hide their orientation to maintain their squeaky clean image and sell more posters to teen girls, this is a nice change.

The NFL went on to identify three mitigating factors:

Dammit, Peg, can't you just be happy for someone else for once?!

I just want to sic the entire Parks cast on this turd. Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman, Chris Pratt, the whole lot of them. I like to believe it would start like this:

Oh come on. He's trying to network her while they're at an awards show. And it's not the Golden Globes where everyone's wasted and chatting anyway. Let the woman be. No sympathy for this guy.

LOVE IT!

its probably more about her ability to act

This is high praise coming from you, you're awesome :)

Good. If you were hating on Jackson Galaxy for real we were going to have some words.

Bullshit. Videos or you're a liar.

I work for a cat circus

So he's remaining aloof-a?

Josh Shaw out: heroism.

Maybe the joeys objected to the steakifying of their fellow countrymen. Or something.

Whose a widdle fuzzy-wuzzy kangaruzzy?? You are! You are! Who wants to give you a fuzzy-wuzzy massagy? I do! I do!