I refuse to let anybody take my away my excitement for Galavant. Lassiter. SINGING. Clearly, I do not need high-class on my television.

Amen. Me, too. I didn't expect to spend my thirties this way. I thought of have more time to enjoy my parents, but getting old complicated the hell out of life, especially if your parents refuse to accept help or make plans. I've needed lots of therapy this past year.

The Duggars and their fellow cult members have their oldest daughters raise all their younger siblings along with doing the housework. I sincerely believe their "purity" and no unchaperoned dates before marriage is to keep the daughters from leaving. The Dugger parents would not be able to make it without the free…

I read the last piece as Brooklyn Decker and Chloe Moretz are officially dating, and I was intrigued and nonplussed. I am now apathetic upon rereading that it is really Brooklyn Beckham.

Val Kilmer sure slimmed down, good for him.

Same, but I'm in the middle of it. Shit is hard.

That is extremely kind and decent of your dad.

Completely true. My dad was diagnosed with a terminal illness that he lived with for 5 years (he died a year ago), and my mom's immediate expectation was that I would be available to take care of him. I was in graduate school, and they lived 2 hours away, but I was obligated to help my mom take care of him, as the…

Raise your hand if you didn't need a study to tell you this.

Only girl, only child here. I have been panicking about this since conscious memory.

I imagine in a lot of families, there's also the effect where if a son does anything at all, he is applauded as being so generous and attentive. But no matter how much the daughter does, she gets nit-picked for not doing enough or not doing it exactly right.

What do you call a herd of rabbits running backwards?

Hey Kelly! Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "You man the guns. I'll drive."

Alcoholism.

Bell Biv DeBlount

Oh man, let's start the bidding for NFL-mandated suspensions at 2 games. Do I hear 2 or are we going higher than the elevator Ray Rice was in?

"Please forgive me for overloading you with cat right now."

Team Cat Headquarters here,

the pathology behind this........can someone please explain, seriously ???