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Holy shit, I absolutely want to petition my law makers to have this be a thing. Booze plates, make them say something like “DWI convict/moron”, and make them permanent for repeat offenders.

ah, you beat me to it by minutes. Even used the same website.

Better than ‘’whisky plates’’ some states (Lookin’ at you, Minnesota) issue to those who once were caught drunk driving.

What we have learned: if someone dive-bombs, ‘torpedoes’ or even drives normally into the inside line if you turn into him so you crash you’ll get him a penalty. If you don’t turn into him but instead you make evasive moves to avoid the crash at your own expense, they say it’s your fault!

The little skip and hop she makes in the older video when getting up is a telltale sign of a psychopath.

We’ve been hanging out in a rain delay at Texas Motor Speedway for a few hours, but the Duck Commander 500 is finally going. Rain isn’t too terrible, either—it changed up race strategy and gave us the chance to pass out a few Jalopnik stickers. Anyone else watching?

It chaps my ass that MotoGP coverage was bought by BeIn. Horrible web site, minimal presence in the US.... It’s as if MotoGP just disappeared.

I swear, they’re happy to have the press... of any type... that talks about anything but their broken formula for engines (omg, I mean power units), fuel, tires, testing, in-season development, bankrupt back-marker teams, lack of sponsors, etc. The F1 press spent a lot of ink and electrons on qualifying. Now back to

1.) Rossi’s comment about what it takes to move to Ducati was a total head-game comment to nudge Lorenzo to leave Yamaha. Better for Rossi.

IT’S THE WHITE CAR’S FAULT FOR BEING THERE. I NEED ROOM FOR MY OUT OF CONTROL PARKING LOT EXITS!

Can we just talk about how amazing the Haas Formula One team has done in their first season for a moment? Romain Grosjean just took one of their cars—in their second race ever as a team—to fifth place. Somewhere, a bald eagle is shedding a single tear of joy right now for how awesome America’s F1 team is doing.

It’s only illegal if you get caught. *wink wink* Also, drag strips and track days are a thing.