The company that gave us the god damned CALIBER is on this list? Bro.

Miata Is Always The Answer.

Wes Anderson. We need Vin Diesel and The Rock sipping tea outside a French bistro. Also all the car chases will be stop motion.

I’d have to go with something like Elio Motors. You can’t make a trash car if your company never got around to making any cars in the first place.

So the top two trims for an e Ranger would be:

Uh oh, then the quality issues are as bad as advertised. 

Lucid, you got some ‘splaining to do. 

Uh, technically, this was a Chrysler product...

200mph.

Makes me think of the police car from Back to the Future 2.

Quite honestly, the obsession with values among owners is the worst part of driving an expensive/rare car.

Passive, flow-thru fresh air ventilation. My Focus doesn’t put out any air unless you turn on the fan. Old trucks had vents in the footwells on the kick panels. Old Hondas had vents in the dash you could open and close with a lever that would draw in fresh air from the cowl.

LOL, you are actually older than me, how comforting.

The city I live in hosts an international auto show every year in January. A key player in making that show happen was a good friend and colleague in the PR industry who handled the automobile dealers association’s PR. He always got the coolest accounts in town, was a really colorful guy, and a gentleman. For years,…

Well the Hummer H1 was still on sale up to 2006... so that’s my vote. It’s a big, ugly, heavy, slow, space-inefficient, uncomfortable, unreliable, fuel-guzzling piece of crap. It’s good off-road when it’s running. But for everything else, it absolute sucks.

Since the Caliber has been mentioned, how about its mechanical cousin, the first gen Jeep Compass.

The SmartCar. A tiny death trap that doesn’t even get that great of fuel economy when you consider it’s size. The Aztec may have been ugly at the time, but the styling actually isn’t all that bad looking at it today, and it’s still a practical vehicle. The PT Loser and HHR are pretty crummy, but they have some…

We’re declaring war on Johnny-cabs?

You stay right where you are.  I’m calling the authorities.

You forgot loosening the lid on a larger can of WD40.