This sounds like the perfect car for you if your idea of fun is going to car meets and spending the whole time arguing that your car IS a legitimate Grand National, and not just a Lesabre with Grand National badges. If your dream car doesn’t involve a life time of “Well, akshully…” with strangers, then look elsewhere.…

That looks like the vehicular equivalent of a cartoon character that’s just had its ass kicked up around its shoulders.

This horrendous abomination and every other way too gigantic, way too obese, way too powerful, way too fugly electric luxury SUV. Fuck those things for clogging up our (european) cities, wasting so much energy which is more often than not still fossil and causing wasteful emissions, for the insane amount of fine…

What?

Tave Dracey

I had one for 10 years (2000-2010). It was my first car out of college. It was affordable (sub $20k), could haul an amazing amount of stuff with the various seat configurations/removals, and everyone liked the fact that it was on risers. It was the precursor to the compact SUV and I really liked it until it became…

Putin IS violent and unhinged. White people, as a whole, are made up of sane and insane alike, just as every other race under the sun are. One person’s actions does not justify a broad generalization about an entire race of people. Will Smith is an insane individual, who should’ve been escorted out, banned for life,…

ABSOLUTELY ZERO DEATH RACE (2008) SLANDER

II was bad, but the existence of III means that II can not be considered the worst.

Smokey & the Bandit Part 3. Both Burt Reynolds and Hal Needham were done with the franchise by that point. This led to them coming up with the idea that Gleason’s Sheriff Justice would be both the Smokey and the Bandit in the film. Test audiences for the original version were very confused and displeased, so they…

Redline (2007). Everyone was trying to cash in on F&F’s popularity and doing it poorly. I went to see it with a friend from work. We made it maybe half-way and then left. Not only was the movie awful, but it was made even worse by issues with the projection (small town theater not yet upgraded to digital). While that…

Redline. It was awful from the start. They could have had Nadia Bjorlin walking around naked for its entirety (which they didn’t) and it couldn’t have overcome the awful, stilted acting. Add to that Eddie Griffin wrecking an Enzo while promoting the film and the incredibly shady nature of its financing and you have a…

Just get a Civic hatchback, put snow tires on it if you need to, and call it a day. Reliable, good gas mileage, hatch gives you some room to lug crap to college in a few years.

Only nine ingredients. Perfect. Measurings cups and spoons, possibly a weighing scale, two mixing containers, one for dry and one for liquids...you’re right, it’s a cinch. OR I can take one cup of Krusteaz, add two-thirds cup water and stir briefly.

Even discounting the cost of the gas they’re burning away, the time alone is worth more than the few bucks they’re saving.

Coming from California (where I rarely, if ever, saw a “California stop” ... I see it a lot more in Ohio), I like the “Ohio Shuffle”. Someone tailgates you, and then when you change lanes to pass someone, they just shuffle up to tailgate that vehicle while you continue on.

Ohio has a LOT of left lane campers. Like people who don’t think any other lane exists and goes straight there when they merge on the highway, even if they are the only driver on the road. This results in people driving all speeds in all lanes because like Drew Carey would attest, the rules are made up and the points…

I definitely do NOT agree with that. Even if in some ways it does. It is quite obvious to me how much sketchier cars are in states with no inspection. Just walk around a parking lot in Florida and see how many cars have tires with cords showing. I can only imagine the state of the brakes. Most people have no clue at…

So, you’re saying some women prefer a smaller size? Good to know...

Don’t worry, the salt will rust out your Mazda before you get the chance to get stuck in the snow.