“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Go prime or go home, bitch.

If I order a pizza and I’m not very hungry, I ask them to cut it into 4 slices so I don’t have to eat 8.

Beat me to it, lol.

Considering one of the lines they fed regarding the headphone jack this is what bothered me about the news.

It just seems absurd to think Apple would replace that entire ecosystem after just five years

I have a 2 year-old Moto X. If the phone isn’t plugged in, I just assume I’m at about 24%.

It makes me think of Michael Chang’s match in the French Open in 1989, when he was so exhausted and cramped up that he received serves way inside the baseline so he didn’t have to chase them down. Weird play, but it worked. Fed isn’t injured, but there may be an element of that same attempt to conserve engergy behind…

I wouldn’t have used “rectified” in my letter in this situation.

Now we know what to call him. Thanks, Sean.

#NotMyOscarWinner

Remember when Dems made jokes about Dubya and complained about how ‘bad’ he was? What percentage of those people would vote for a Dubs third term over Trump right now? 101%?

Once Trump turns his energy to reopening all the coal mines and factories, like he promised he’d do, we’re going to see an econimic boom like no other.

BREAKING: Democrats are more pessimistic about Republican led administration than Republicans.

This may shock folks but there are plenty of people who don’t want a fancy phone. Between the low price tag, nostalgia and simply not wanting the fancy devices I suspect Nokia will do all right

THANKS TRUMP

I also don’t think they understand that women’s bathrooms have stalls. They seem to think a trans woman is gonna go into a women’s restroom, hike up her skirt and use a urinal.

you greatly overestimate the intelligence of your fellow humans.

That Tigers pregnant. Now how do you feel for fat-shaming her?