oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

When more people actually voted for your opponent, it’s hard to rally the proverbial troops under the banner of “look how much support I have!”

Life is just so hard when you’re a billionaire in charge of the most powerful country on earth. I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Aww, Donny, are you having a rough day? Do you need a nap before you have to put on your big boy pants and GOVERN THE FUCKING COUNTRY LIKE AN ADULT?

Why limit yourself to just one messenger app? Google doesn’t.

“There were no ‘Where is Roger’ chants during the Steelers dominating victory last night, period.” #SpicerFacts

We did vote. The majority of voters didn’t want him.

Or don’t leave the dog outside in the cold for hours at a time. Bring them inside to be with the rest of their pack.

USDA? We still have that thing? It’s been like almost two hours!

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

I regret that I have but one Star to give you. *Salutes*

The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

That’s one of the most impressively ‘muricah! and impressively bad outfits ever.

I can tell you my hate for Trump will still be strong

I can see you

That kid has horrendously bad parents.

Conner. His name is Conner.