Had me going for a second. Nice.

Wait, are YOU subtly trolling US?

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This ought to shut the highlight truthers right the fuck up. See? They do call traveling in the NBA.

In older models (particularly the 1947 Deluxe Gas Princess) it can be used as a foot soaking tub. Since, as a woman, you’d be spending most of your time in front of it.

I presume you stopped reading the article at that point, as it goes on to explain specifically why it did not stop. Basically, the human is the boss, and they may override anything with their decisions. This would be useful in a situation where you were, say, faced with a glass store front while an out-of-control…

Translation: trump isn’t going to pretend to be nice. He’s also not going to actually be nice.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

Indoors - I also put traps along the edges where the floor and wall meet. At least in our house the mice seem to prefer travelling along those areas, as opposed to wide open (exposed?) floors.

That begins in earnest next Tuesday and runs for the next 1,460 days.

I’ll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out!

Get used to it, comrade.

Even if we did we wouldn’t call them kilometers. It’d be “freedom miles” or something equally stupid. Instead of kilograms, patriot pounds. In fact I’m going to tweet this so I can be sure our soon-to-be president will see it.

Wouldn’t it be great if the US finally converted to metric?

Occam’s Razor is sharp and has any number of interesting things to say about the Trump team’s decision-making.

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Dumb bs? trump being blackmailed by the russians to be their puppet is dumb? Get out of here with that crap.

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The Olympics were only five months ago? Holy fuck - it feels like that was years ago. I miss Lochte being our primary unofficial national clown.