Occam’s Razor is sharp and has any number of interesting things to say about the Trump team’s decision-making.

Because

Dumb bs? trump being blackmailed by the russians to be their puppet is dumb? Get out of here with that crap.

please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true

Number 7 will astound you!

The Olympics were only five months ago? Holy fuck - it feels like that was years ago. I miss Lochte being our primary unofficial national clown.

Sure. Doesn’t mean you only work that much, and usually salaried jobs are overtime-exempt in the US.

“watches have always been, and will always be, a fashion accessory first”

Every time you spill food on them.

Lol what a small and uninviting box you live in. My condolences.

+1 for “astronomical prices.”

How inconsiderate of the cosmos not to pick a cool place for you.

Clinton 65,844,954

“Clinton tries to ally herself with the “common folk,” but she comes of as pandering and fake. Trump does it too, but at least he seems real, especially when he is eating KFC.”

Given Trump’s post-election actions, I’m sure they feel as dumb as we think they are.

Matt Millen would like to have a word with you.

Who would’ve ever thought that Mark Davis would turn out to be the Bay Area’s most competent NFL owner?

This is so easy.

The last time anyone was this surprised by some shredded iceberg was April 15, 1912..