Why is he dancing in the Matrix Construct? :-P

So Eric, what I hear you saying is I should listen to what you say and repeat the gist of it so you know I'm listening. ;-)

When I put the pin in I leave a tinsey tiny gap between the head and the hinge so I can spray more lubricant in there in the future without having to pull out all the necessary tools.

For me the trick is to not move. Leg gets an itch? Don't scratch it. Blankets aren't just right. Ignore it.

Nomination: burn of the week

Internet Explorer has had a hard life, starting as one of the most loathed programs on Windows and growing up into a decent browser most people still ignored. Now Microsoft is looking to the future with Project Spartan. The entire browser has been rebuilt from the ground up with a ton of new features like an…

After the "upgrade" that removed editing capabilities from Drive, I reverted back to v2.1.382. Still works, still loving it and all my docs/sheets/slides are available from one app.

An alternative to finding a card with 3+ outputs is to use multiple cards. At work, I cannibalized a video card out of a machine with a dead hard drive. Voila! Three displays.

True but it's one thing to read a bullet list of:
- can't copy note to another folder (don't care)
- no offline support (don't care)
- (don't care)
- (don't care)

Am I using Evernote correctly? I've never found a need for the Windows client, I just use the web and Android clients. Am I missing out on anything good?

Not to mention we all now know where Cynthia lives.

No. 10. I had a childhood friend who got a rabbit, then got another rabbit to keep it company. Well those two rabbits had four bunnies and I swear he had just sold off those bunnies when they had five more bunnies and then again with four more bunnies. He finally wised up and sold all the bunnies AND the second…

I agree. It seems focused for people who *only* read email on a mobile device. Hmmm, I'm sitting at a computer with a full physical keyboard and multiple HD displays, why would I use my phone? But if I mark something archived (different term I can't remember) in Inbox, it's not archived in Gmail. It only took 2…

In baseball they're called "runs" NOT "points".
There, now we can talk baseball.

FWIW, MS flagged my account with "Unusual sign-in activity" this morning.

No Perl? :'(
Oh wait, it's number 12. Suck it TCL!

What a friggin idiot. RUN FOR THE STAIRS! Even ED-209 couldn't handle stairs.

Unless your employer blocks torrent traffic. Speaking from experience. :-(

Originally I tried to replicate my phone environment on my tablet and that was dumb. After an epiphany, I loaded my table with all the games I played and removed all but a couple quickies from my phone. So I primarily use it for playing games but I also keep it at hand when I'm watching sports so I can look up…

In the winter I pack the grill in the garage and use the grill cover for the AC condenser.