The addition of chrome accents is a plague. It can’t even make your neighbor’s HHR look cool.

Why?

Sooooo.....these AREN’T ordinary questions? I’ve been doing it wrong.

I’m brand new to Deadspin and the other comments make me feel pressured into calling Chris a dirtbag. Am I missing something? I won’t call him a dirtbag, but I WILL say that his method is pure genius.