Mom, what happened to Coleman?

“I’m a Bills fan”

You normally get a prize for that kinda time? Because Bofa Deez Nuts finished in just over 20 seconds last week and didn’t get anything but shame and an Uber.

Not surprising, teens usually pop off early, even when thinking about baseball.

I’m team bull. Go bull.

For me, any wastebasket shot is immediately followed (usually a miss) by ‘Kobe’ but, in the Dave Chappelle skit ‘Kobe’ voice. So, I’m pro-Kobe but in a slightly ironic sense?

I’m surprised you let that “Kobe got passed over” claim stand. The ‘00s were FILLED with people yelling “KOBE!” as they shot fallaway jumpers at trash cans and laundry hampers.  

Like, who outside of Columbus and Philly didn’t want to see the Capitals and Penguins go at it again in the second round this year?

Joe Flacco is reportedly so upset with the pick that he couldn’t finish his morning coddled egg.

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This was not anomalous.

We’ll always have this...

“’10% of NFL teams”? Why not just say ‘a handful’?”

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

“In lieu of a commemorative statue, the San Antonio Spurs are happy to announce that Tim will simply stand outside the arena at all times, stoically contemplating the horizon.”

It’s hard to say who I’ll be rooting for in this fight: The 1st Gen Westworld Sexbot or the Guy Who Kisses His Dad On The Lips All The Time?