He was literally Rooney Mara’s great-uncle.

Don’t give your children presents “from Santa.” Problem solved.

I know it’s not at all surprising, but it is an annual ritual (seven years running now!) for me to start throwing things when I hear that Larry Walker is not yet a Hall of Famer.

I grew up in Colorado Springs. Goose Gossage also grew up, and still lives at least part of the time, in Colorado Springs. It will surprise precisely zero Deadspin readers to learn that Goose Gossage is a world-class asshole.

What do you mean, “as an American”? The age of consent is also 16 in the majority of American states.

In Denver, SafeHouse Denver operates a 24-hour domestic violence crisis line at (303) 318-9989.

Watch Episodes IV and V. As Burneko rightly points out, they are by far the best films of the franchise, but they also tell you basically everything you need to know about the backstory of the galaxy far, far away. (Which makes the failures of the prequels even more egregious, as they are not only bad movies but…

I have only one recurring dream.