I read your statement as: “I never liked kids. I had my own kids and I liked some of them, but not all.”

...departed Earth just a few days after Donald Trump was elected president...

Which is why this lady just doesn’t bother.

Yeah, that “violent left” with their getting hit by cars...

Does that automatically make all of them racists?

qwhite interesting, isn’t it?

YOU. LOST. Get over it snowflakes.

only thing I could think of was an interview with John Goodman (The Talk appearance in March that kicked off the Roseanne reunion show?) where he admitted at one point in the later Roseanne era, he would just buy a whole chicken (and his oat soda), stick a fork in each end of the chicken and eat it like corn on the…

I was JUST thinking about that.

Check out his website proper, the comments there are actually moderated and Dr. Nerdlove and the moderators are pretty quick to toss the MRA trolls. It’s a much better read that way. http://www.doctornerdlove.com/ apologies that previously I posted it as askdoctornerdlove.

Ah yes, the modern liberal agenda known as the geneva conventions.

You’re dead-on about the XO Jane disease, but I am pretty proud of the Jezebel commentariat this morning for being all “This is bullshit. Don’t be an insensitive asshole about the boner problem.”

It’s odd to me that Dr. Nerdlove over at Kotaku, a video game website, gives more empathetic, reasonable, healthy relationship advice than Jezebel, and he manages to do it with a far less condescending tone.

sAFE ASS MOTHER FUCKER IS WHAT I ASSUMED IT MEANS, CAUSE HE’S A LIFE GUARD... OH I JUST REALIZED CAPS LOCK WAS ON.... WELL I’VE GONE TO FAR TO DO IT OVER NOW

McCree is voice by Matthew Mercer and is therefore automatically sexy. Debate over.

“Saving All Mother Fuckers”
Also:
“Sombra Ate My Food”

You probably don’t recognize him because of the red arm.

I know “SAMF” means “Safe Ass Mother Fucker” but considering “SAMF” looks like “SAME,” I can’t help but read it as “Same Ass Mother Fucker”