Universities should just not support these institutions and should limit their ability to throw parties on school property.

Why single out Trump, though? Have any of the nominees done the math? Have any of the dyed in the wool supporters done the math? Has Fox News done the math?

I’m just saying, it’s very déclassé. The cool kids are wearing otters. Not even pelts, just live otters. It’s very now.

If I lose weight and stop exercising I might stop finding cheez-its in my bra when I’m being lazy on the sofa and so what am I going to do then, Constance?

I know she does crossfit. Because, like every other person who does crossfit, she feels a need to tell people that she does crossfit.

...bread?

‘Steam is the itunes of games’. No. It isn’t. It’s much, much more than that. From communities, to indie developers, it’s very different. I guess at the most basic level, that it’s a distribution service, it’s like itunes - but that’s where the comparison ends.

I have an unapologetic party boob. The left one has a tendency to spill or pop out (in the bra) if my top/ shirt is any way low. It’s like there’s a trampoline in there. I have little shame and love them so I’m like OH HAI, PB!

I would pay like. Kardashian money to see my mother try and walk in these heels.

When my boys were younger they had a barbie pink trike with purple flower decals (free - side of the road), a pink and purple kitchen set (free - side of the road) and pink and purple tea set. They also had GI Joes, Tonka trucks and Big Wheels. They had as much or even more fun with the barbie trike and kitchen set…

My Barbies used to ride in the beds of my brothers’ Tonkas.

Here’s a picture of the cyclist in question.

I AM MOVING TO AUSTRALIA AND I AM OPENING A WAFFLE RESTAURANT AND THEN I WILL MAKE A SQUILLION DOLLARS.

THE KISS. Lord, I remember back a few years ago visiting one of our more particularly racist branches of the family tree. An uncle had that particular Star Trek episode on and was shocked when they showed that scene between Shatner and Nichols (apparently it was also blocked out in Texas during the original run too).…

Just an FYI, racist Yahoo commenters are the people who can’t figure out how to comment on YouTube.

god, yes. this is what being a camp counselor is like. he sounds like he made Franklin’s week great:)

I spent three of the best summers of my life working at a little scout camp in Eastern Ontario, just outside of Perth. I have literally dozens of stories from it (I’ve already told two here) but this is my favourite:

We had a HUGE raccoon population around the camp. Big families that would get into gang fights at…

i went to mormon girls camp with my mormon cousins (and the rest of my catholic cousins, who were staying with the mormons for a while). we were doing a ropes course and i was way too tall for it, so i was already really off kilter. a bug flew at my face and i said ‘JESUS CHRIST’ and everyone looked at me aghast and i…

Discovered that a fellow camper was my long-lost twin sister.