I second Jimmyjane. Small products that pack a lot of strength. I’ve had the Form 3 for 5 years now, and it is still my go-to.

who will also have to remove the TVs at their own expense.

I have never banged in a taxi, but there’s definitely been some drunken groping that was meant to be super stealthy but probably wasn’t because drunk.

On the other hand, I had a cab driver definitely unzip his pants and take out his junk while we were on the West Side Highway, so I couldn’t just be like “Sorry, let me…

I totally understand not wanting to have a baby in the classroom, but that’s not what she did. She has a former student babysitting her daughter in her office. Yes, the baby was in the classroom for a specific writing exercise that involved the baby, but the second the exercise began, the babysitter took the baby away…

Yeah, they can take my rent stabilized apartment out of my cold, dead hands (and considering my rent is $500 under the average for my area, I’m sure my landlord would be more than happy to.)

So what you’re saying is that you murdered her, yes? That seems like the appropriate reaction.

I’m currently studying to be a K-12 librarian, which involves student teaching and going on school observations. The first time I was present for a lockdown drill my heart just broke. We shouldn’t have to live in a country where preparing for a mass shooting is the same thing as preparing for a fire.

To everyone who says it’s just a show, that it doesn’t meaning anything because it won’t get past the senate: Yes, that’s true. But just for now.

Congratulations, Mark and Allen! Mark, every time you mention Allen in your writing, even in passing, it is clear how much you two love each other and how fantastic your relationship is. I am glad you got to have your wedding in a way that was both meaningful to you and of great importance to this country.

He had a gun and forced her to have sex with him but that’s not REAL rape because she is a nasty, dirty whore.

Hugs right back!

I am so sorry for your loss, and I’m sorry you had to endure people being so disrespectful.

Ugh, that’s disgusting.

Oh wow, that is so not okay. I seriously hope that any of those officers weren’t first responders during 9/11 because that would just be so disrespectful.

You’re my favorite.

Completely appropriate response.

Hahaha. That’s fantastic. Thanks for sharing.

I get that. It’s a respectful attitude to take. It reminds me of when I was 5 and my dad took me to the Vietnam Memorial.

Oh man, if I ever convinced tourists to end up all the way in the midwest I would just be so proud.