I date a fat guy because I love him, but I guess that's just a weird concept for the Daily Mail.

Well, the word "pink" is in your name, therefore you hate everything not pink. So, therefore you're a racist. That's some critical thinking for you.

Mr. Krabbs is sad because you don't understand history.

Yeah, just because I'm in the building doesn't mean I'm working for the director or anything. I one time had a visitor demand to see the director and I straight up laughed in her face.

Visitor's services is the portal of hell, basically.

Oh my god, are the volunteers at your museum the worst too? Most of the ones at mine (especially the ones who work in Visitor Services) are rich, older women who have nothing to do so they come to the museum once a week and half-ass everything. Nothing is more frustrating than when I have to deny a visitor something…

Yep. I deal with at least 300 people a day, usually more like a thousand. Most of the people who are dicks to me could not do my job.

For Christ's sake, customer lady. You're wrong. Be wrong. Stop trying to be right, it isn't going to happen.

I work as an admissions person at a museum and it is amazing the horrible shit that gets said to me (worse than anything I've ever dealt with in the fucking 8 years I have of retail/customer service experience). I get cursed at, I get called names, I had someone throw his receipt at me the other day and call me…

Ah, nothing like wanting to vomit all over the everything first thing in the morning. Seriously, this man is terrible.

I think I know that egg lady. I think she has come into every single customer service job I've ever worked. She changes her shape, though. Sometimes she's a guy. Sometimes she's old, sometimes she's young. But it's always her, oh, it's always her.

Well then I'm insisting on getting the post manager EGG HASTE!

Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa. It's clearly a gazillion years, because I think that sounds better. Plus, it might be in the bible (maybe?) , so I'm double right.

I'm pretty sure they're the same health professional that made me cry insisting that the only reason I had suddenly gained weight so rapidly was because I was pregnant. She insisted this several times until I threatened to show her the bloody pad in my underwear.

That's the group work he was referring to.

If I ever have a girl I really want to name her Helena (since it combines both of my grandmothers' names- Helen and Ana).

Right? I just want them to stop being so damn cute as BFFs.

After a long day of work (at a museum, not in retail anymore, thank god), I stayed home and did my ThinkGeek Black Friday shopping from the comfort of my couch. Thanks internet!

Hahahaha. Time off? Long weekend? I'm working two 10-hour shifts this weekend.

I'm a woman and I also dislike condoms. I hate the way the friction causes me to feel dry and uncomfortable. Of course I will use them as necessary, but I would love to have a more comfortable alternative.