Yeah, the second she put her hands on me would have been the minute I would have screamed for a manager.

Next is going to be the disapproving mother/grandmother add-on.

Hey man, thanks for taking the time to learn. I wish more of the internet bothered to do the same. Cheers!

The best part is that I read this, looked at the post right next to it and it's EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE WAITING FOR.

If not, I think we found her long lost twin.