snickers, if i’m being honest. i just feel like the peanuts are roasted a bit too long to the point of becoming acrid, so i will take any of those other candies instead.

You mean the Milky Way Midnight? I agree, it’s wholesome and true, a shining light among the rest of the candy community. The candy we need, not necessarily the one we deserve, a true dark night. 

What happens when you’re chewing a handful of salted peanuts and then they turn into peanut butter in your mouth? Do you spit it out or keep going?

In our office candy bowl, Snickers are ALWAYS the only ones left. I will eat them in a pinch, but I can’t conceive of a ranking where they’re not in the bottom two.

It’s also much better than a bullshit Snickers.

The dark chocolate Milky Way is one of humankind’s greatest accomplishments, and while its not-as-good cousin the regular Milky Way pales in comparison, it’s still better than garbage-ass regular M&Ms, which are objectively the worst candy in the image. I would kick out M&Ms without a second thought.

As a diabetic who can no longer directly participate in the joys of candy; I can impartially and definitively state that the Snickers should go.  Nuts have no place in candy until processed into peanut butter, their ultimate form.

This has already won all the Oscars as well as the Cecil B DeMille Lifetime Achievement Award.

Why not both? 

The only time Nick Cage is bad is when he phones it in. Otherwise even in terrible movies he seems t juat the have a blast going so over the top bad it rounds its way back to brilliant.  And Season of the Witch is one of few films where I’ve seen him phone it in. 

I saw Herzog and Cage do a live Q & A for this and it was just as good as the movie.

Yes! I might actually go to a theater for this. I’m still not sure if this is going to be an action movie or a sensitive art film.

America’s Test Kitchen doesn’t buy the San Marzano hype either.

What you’re saying is, the Oscars will be cancelled since it’s just assumed this movie will win all of them.

100% true. And my favorite part is that half the time I can’t tell which it is!

Have you ever made stock?  A lot of “food” ends up in the garbage (or compost bin) after you have extracted all of the flavor from it that you can.  I have to assume that you’re getting something similar here.

And then this happens (probably):

Nic Cage is either a brilliant actor, or the worst actor. There is no in-between with him. 

that’ll do, Cage

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