No, this has never happened, not like this and not this soon. Nixon started firing a lot of people when Watergate really heated up but he’d been President for five and a half years by then, not barely six months, and everyone knew he had just enough dignity to resign eventually. This is insanely, off the charts…

On the upside, Melissa will probably do a sketch about it on the season premiere. You know, if we’re all still alive by then and comedy hasn’t been outlawed.

Shut your filthy mouth. I can’t be that long. It can’t. It just can’t. Holy shit, hasn’t it been thirty fucking years already?

No, the person doing Huckabee was too nice. Nowhere near as savage as that psychotic gaslighting bitch deserves.

Yup. Totally. Not that his delusional supporters will care or see it that way but yes.

Exactly. Trump has to be our Hitler in that we can never forget what happened, how it happened, and why it happened. And we must put into place all kinds of laws and precautions to see to it that it never happens again.

Doesn’t matter, Mueller has them now, that’s why he’s freaking out.

Very true. He has lost most of the independents and frustrated former Democrats who took a chance on him. He’s whittled down the isolated, Fox News fantasyland dwelling dregs of the Republican Party. Sadly, that’s a big chunk of people but it’s not as big as his original voter base.

I think so. Adam Schiff said that if Trump fires Mueller, Congress will appoint him Independent Counsel. I hope that’s true.

This is really it at the end of the day.

Yes. Mueller is probably sending his findings to various entities in real time as a precaution. He know he’s on borrowed time and is working as fast as he can.

Exactly. Republicans are pissed that there is a legion of professional government workers keeping this country afloat as they try so desperately to rip it to shreds and sell it off for parts.

Frum has been on fire since Trump went off the rails. So has Painter.

Yes, it does. Trump supporters are the assholes who mow the lawn at 5:30AM on Saturday. Not because it’s the only time they have but because it wakes people up on their day off and pisses them off and they love having that power to make others as miserable as they are.

Republicans are complicit. Ryan knew about Trump being compromised by Putin by June 2016 and ordered GOPers to shut up about it. They don’t care. They are confident that they’ve gerrymandered, brainwashed, and suppressed minority votes in enough of the country that they are electorally unstoppable and they might be…

I know right. This fantasy that Bernie could’ve beaten Trump is deranged.

Don’t forget Dreeben, who specializes in arguing federal criminal law in front of the Supreme Court. He’s only the second person in American history to argue more than 100 cases in front of the SC. He’s not on the team for nothing.

You’re too stupid to live. Comey incriminated Trump as a lying scumbag who couldn’t be trusted for a millisecond and who colluded with a foreign government. Also, Fox had to retract their lies about Comey last week. He probably threatened to sue and they knew he’d eat them alive with their bullshit.

I’m firmly convinced that’s why the right wing propaganda made such ridiculous accusations about the Clintons and Obamas for years, knowing they weren’t true. So that when they ran an utterly immoral and corrupt monster (they might not have known it was Trump but they had to know it was coming in some form given how…

Do you know what they say about Mueller in Washington? He’s all bite and no bark. This is how he operates. All substance, no flash.