Part of the myth is that if you "please him" by showing your devotion he might take you to live with him in his forest mansion. If you're one of his chosen ones, he protects you. They were terrified of him but they were drawn to the idea of this horrific creature protecting them from the rest of the world.

I've been stuffing chickens and turkeys for 25 years and no one's ever gotten sick. If your poultry is clean, your stuffing is properly prepared (and preferably hot when you spoon it in; never cold), and cook the bird properly, you're fine.

Sadly, they do crop Warner Brothers films like Fury Road but recent Universal and 20th Century Fox films have been presented in their original 2:35 to 1 aspect ratio. The Revenant and The Martian were.

The notion that public school in the US is a failure is pure right wing BS. Public education is crucial to any free, fair, functional society. The problems in American public education are mainly due to the fact that arrogant, selfish upper middle class and richer parents put their snowflakes in private schools. This…

Don't worry, the "tape" will never come out. There probably is no actual tape just an MP4 on a thumb drive kept on a chain around Putin's neck.

The KGB does still exist, they call it the FSB now but they do the same things now that they did then. Putin was a very proud and notorious KGB man and has not allowed the FSB to change it's stripes too much. Putin is obsessed with getting Russia back to the size of the old Soviet Union or bigger. Ideology doesn't…

He never actually declared personal bankruptcy, which I'm sure he would see as a massive failure and humiliation. What he did was take investors money and sunk it into doomed overpriced properties, especially casinos that he had built to ridiculous specs. Then, when he deliberately tanked the properties, he had the…

You're right, we should just condemn all people trapped in crapholes surrounded by idiots to a hellish nightmare existence. Especially since if this election proved anything, it's that voting is worthless if the oligarchs want something contrary to what you want. They'll make what they want happen come hell or high…

It's not about budgets, it's about standards. Without the DOE, educational standards will fall further into the toilet pandering to the moronic Trumpanzee parents on school boards nationwide.

No, they didn't. That's a myth. The vast majority of the minority who voted for Trump were ordinary hard core Republicans who always vote Republican regardless of who the candidate is. This was not some grand victory for independent and/or moderate political thought. Quite the opposite. It's just old school racist,…

She kicked his ass in vote counts and she beat him in the economic, agricultural, and technological engines of this country. He "beat" her in depressed, broke, uneducated crap holes (with the help of a ton of corrupt as hell GOP voter suppression and purging on top of the Russian malfeasance playing to both the left…

If you're this sensitive to basically nothing, maybe you shouldn't be on a site like this, where non-spoilery opinions are inevitable. Maybe a cave would suit.

He didn't even do that far though. He just said it gets better and ends perfectly. That's it. He gave no hint how or why the end is so good.

Exactly.

Why? It's not like he actually spoiled anything. He just said it gets better as it goes along, that's incredibly vague.

Seriously, it's not even spoilery much less an actual spoiler. Is it a spoiler now to say "Wow, I loved Fill-in-the-blank movie title, you've gotta see it!" even if that's all they say? Your expectations are your problem.

How is it spoilery to say that the show gets better as it goes along? He didn't say how or why it got better.

Much as I love Carlin that line always bothered me because that's not how it works. A third of people are dumber than average, a third are smarter, and a third are at the average level.

I'm guessing that they had no idea he was like this because prior to his election, he behaved like a completely different person. Someone they'd feel comfortable having as pope for 40 years. The question is whether power has corrupted him or whether he was always like this and was playing a long con to get where he…

You have to wonder who those monsters are. How empty their lives must be.