Heck, as of right now it’s still way cheaper than all the “Track Only” exotic cars you can buy from the marquee dealers. And, this is one, that is actually track and race proven.

Okay taking bets now - what Italian brand was the offending vehicle?

All the officers on the scene should be charged with attempted murder.  If you handcuffed someone in a car on train tracks while a train hit it, you sure would be charged accordingly.

Will Smith has sold a lot of records as a rapper, just sayin...

Ford Aspire. No one, I mean no one wanted to buy this even if Ford made them for 4 years (or is it 5?).

I dunno about not seeing them...Aren’t tail rotors painted in a manner so you*can* see them spinning?

As a Californian, I am deeply pleased with this No Fucks era of Newsom. More please. 

That’s my governor!

Yes, I need my gun for “self defense” when I purposely show up where my enemies are at with my gun. This is literally the exact opposite of any type of “stand your ground” or “castle doctrine” type laws where the entire premise is that you, the victim, were just minding your own business and not looking for trouble. 

For real.  I heard the wailing about Kathy Griffin for months.  If a prominent Democrat did that, Tucker Carlson would still be shitting blood over it.

If it was Texas, those stuck people could claim the donut makers were facilitating in an abortion, empty two magazines of the AR-15 they were issued at birth into the sliding cars, then run over their dead bodies, and any cyclists, in their 14" lift white truck on their way to collect their $10,000 reward.

This one seems easy. Plymouth Prowler:

I’ll second the CRV train, but raise you (or lower) to you the first Gen. The AWD got my wife and I out of some surprisingly exciting snow. The size wasn’t huge inside, but the rear window hatch quite useful for hardware store runs. It’s also a efficient enough, and reliable enough, and probably affordable enough.

Buy a facelisted 2011-2013 Volvo C30 with the T5.

Had mine for 9 years with no issue, yes, no issue. Fun, and guaranteed smile.

In other news:

Is this even a contest? Because Preston Tucker has to take this one hands-down. He produced a car way ahead of its time and was squashed by the Big Three only for them to later use a lot of the features he wanted on his cars. Whether you believe the theatrics of the movie or not, Tucker was a prime example of how hard…

This is in San Diego:

I read a lot of your comments. You’re a white defender around here.

Here’s the door to...

You just can't make this shit up.