Nobody on here from L.A.? Any of you ever ride or hear of the old RTD (rough, tough and dirty)? Or how about my favorite way to work and home, the MTA (Mexicans Take All the seats)? I lived in the valley and worked in Hollywood. There was a line that came every 10-15 minutes....”The 420 Express”. No, really. That was…

I’m surprised no one else is questioning why 2 dudes are cruising around listening to Shaggy....in 2017?! They sound like the Australian Bill & Ted! 

And actually those rims came off the HX model, which was the economy model. They came in 13's only and weight less then steelies since their aluminum.

Looks like my “little red”, just 1 year older. My wife currently drives my 1996 Civic CX hatchy! I bought the damn thing to turn into a CTR clone/track car. Completely stock Roma Red with 115,000 miles for $3000. Made the mistake of letting the wife drive it. It’s currently her DD and gets outrageous gas mileage! $12…

There’s only one car game to me, and that’s Gran Turismo!

Everyone knows the Mississippi drains into the gulf! So Louisiana it is!

L.A., is just like any major city. You want to be in the heart of the city, your going to pay more. Your also going to deal with a lot more population. I moved from a 1 bedroom apartment in Sherman Oaks (rent was $1200 with utilities) and bought a 4 bedroom 3 bath house in Palmdale (mortgage $1128) which is 35-45…

Stay in the Honda family, get a 2015 Acura Tl type S with AWD. Then throw a Harvey Birdman sticker on it for all the beak jokes you might hear.

My first winter in Auburn, Ca. Was driving to work at like 5 a.m. on HWY 80 doing regular street speed. The only traffic light in town turns red and I’m about 100-200 feet away. I tap my brakes to start slowing down and it happened, the back end of my ‘92 Accord started to swing out clockwise! Fucking black ice! I’m…

In honor of Black series month, I have to chime in. I must say, the SL 65 is absolutely gorgeous! Having to been able to baby sit one while the owner was out of the country, I was shocked! I couldn’t believe it. It really is a DTM carbon fiber racecar for the streets! Did I mention all that beautiful black carbon…

Fredrick Doug e. Fresh?

Honda needs to turn their clocks back to 1996. Give us the S660 with the Fit motor and call it a Del Sol. Then take the S660, stretch it S2000 size, round it out to the Honda design language and drop the magical vtec fart box in! Sold!

After 9/11 my unit got sent home for Christmas. Word got out that media was going to be there, so we all had to fly in Class A’s. I check in and get my seat, in the middle of the middle row! Nobody else has boarded, so I’m watching peoples eyes as they read their seat numbers. I catch this cute woman looking my way…

I can see Ford fucking this up! Is it primed for Off road/Street duty or Street duty/part time off roader? Some of us know what its like to drive a Jeep above 60 mph on the Freeway. The new Bronco has to have the removable roof with built in roll bars. Period. And they need to bring back the old color schemes. Any…

It needs more Cowbell!

Don’t let that list fool you. Prince was balling out more than most stars! I know for a fact he owned a 1995 or newer small Lear private Jet, that was custom painted chameleon purple to gold! He went everywhere in it with the twins. LOL! I’ve personally seen stars take pictures of it and ask “who’s is it?”! Prince…

Actually, the only good thing about Scion was that Toyota offered TRD parts for them i.e. supercharger. Too bad most people overlooked it and bought the LED taillights and TRD exhaust tip!

Want to drive a unicorn? Work in private aviation. Like “Cunning Linguist”, I worked for damn near everyone in the business as a Line Service Technician at the Van Nuys Airport. Basically what I did was everything on the airport except fly the planes. Apart of that job made it a dream job for me. Let me explain,…

I worked in private aviation at the Van Nuys airport for years and have valeted many a stars cars. Talk about spoiled, I’ve driven Bentley Conts., hard and soft top, AMG Black Series SL65, Ford GTX-1, Mercedes McLaren, and even some Wynn guys Bugatti. I've driven the Icon Defender, Multiple Ferrari's and a hand full…