fifthandvine
Fifth & Vine
fifthandvine

No Cimarron love?

I had one of these as a loaner for my 2005 Magnum RT that was in for some just before the buzzer warranty work. As I drove it for 2 days I felt like the dealer was punishing me for bringing my car in for warranty work. They literally gave me a choice between a bright blue Caliber or a yellow PT Cruiser. Its like

A Fox Body Mustang.

This car gets the award for plainest looking dash ever. I wonder if anybody ever swapped in a pancake motor out of a 911 to properly motivate one of these?

no, a beautiful woman in the back seat calls for fogging the window !

“Almost” is right

Had to yank this guy out a few weeks ago. He had aired down and everything, that Subaru AWD just couldn’t hack it in the soft and deep sand in OBX. He made it maybe 20 yards off the hardpack before bogging down and then smoking his clutch.

Dear Honda,

The looks are perfect. It’s the palate cleanser we need after the Civic Type R.

That thing looks like Europe had a baby.

Not sure my apartment manager would appreciate that

Just Buy a VW SportWagon 4Motion with a manual... if you live anywhere but Canada that is... still not available here!

GM didn’t want or care if it sold - it was just a Holden union obligation for them to import it.

The CX-3 sucks. I’m a Mazda salesman and I wouldn’t sell you a CX-3.

just jacked up wagons

...their just jacked up wagons...

Oh, it’s not like GM is incapable of building another front-engine, rear-wheel-drive, manual-transmission’d roided-the-fuck-up monster sedan.

I blame GM for its failure and I always will. It was pricey for what it was, and most people didn’t know what it was or thought it was something else entirely because of its bland as hell styling and zero marketing outside of the NASCAR crowd. My sisters bf bought one a few months ago and I always bust his balls about

that’s why you’re a VIP my man

Crossover huh? You go stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done

I do deserve one, which is why I bought one back in 2016.