As a pretty big Subaru fan (I leased a ‘10 Legacy, owned a 2000 Legacy wagon, currently own a ‘11 Legacy GT, and my family has 3 other subarus) I must say this article sounds like you’ve been paid off by Subaru.

now this is a dream car

I tried to buy one of these new in 1997 the dealer didn’t have any and was not helpful so CP because I’m still bitter

I mean you made up half of that so...

This is known as the Canadian Tranny. Just as the Canadian Tuxedo is double denim, the Canadian Tranny is double the sticks.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Plot twist - he has a sable wagon and is trying to get rid of it thus, he is trying to inflate the price by making it seem cooler/better than it is.

Buy a used Rolex and

Where the hell are you talking about? I grew up in a wealthy area in New England and I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of those out there. Old Volvo and Mercedes wagons, sure. My family had a Land Rover Discovery. But a Sable? What?

Rolex on the bus? No thanks. I like not getting mugged.

16-20 year old dudes searching Google: “What cheap cars will make me look rich enough to grab girls by the pussy?”

that’s the wife and mother/sister-in-law who are observing to be sure that the seller is actually listing the car they want gone from the driveway.

oh look, unnecessary people on the pictures

I'd absolutely prefer a station wagon to a CUV. But those aren't really a thing anymore.

You mean like a station wagon, which is basically all an SUV is, a tall station wagon for people overcompensating who enjoy spending more money on a marked up vehicle that gets shitty gas mileage.

Riding over Teton Pass in Wyoming - on my mountain bike, mind you - I obviously worked hard all the way up. But on the way down, with no effort at all (my gearing wouldn’t let me pedal anyway) I was going 50mph right along with “traffic.” Not a single car passed me on the way down because most cars have to worry about…

Jesus. Even when Camrys crash, they’re boring as all hell.

+1000 Wifey points!

+1000 Jalop points!

I’m doing my part. Got the wife a new 3-er wagon a few months ago. Shame they only make them AWD and auto, but it truly is a great auto.